Light turns green.
And here comes Mr. Three-Sheets-to-the-Wind,
out of nowhere.
(In a blaze of Glory, of course)
I hit the dude with my car.
Freaked Out, managed to pull over.
Oh and while all this was happening?
Guess who was riding behind me and saw the whole thing?
Two cops in a cop car of course!
So while I'm on the vere of a nervous breakdown
and the probability of things are well under way of not going so well...
They get out of the car...
And of all things holy they tell me that it wasn't my fault and I can leave.
Me and the drunk dude on the bicycle hug.
And I nervously light up a cigarette and drive home.
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